If you can’t read this, stop drinking now!

No dickheads.

No drugs; they’re bad.

No fighting.

No asking to turn the music down.

No name-dropping.

No sleeping or dancing on our tables! Both are fun, just not where you eat & drink.

Kids & dogs are more than welcome, just please make sure they’re well behaved.

No smoking inside.

No reading newspapers.

No talking about politics or religion.